Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Worst Celebrity Baby Names: Beyonce’s Blue Ivy Carter

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Congratulations to Beyoncé and Jay-Z as they welcome their new bundle of joy into the world. We hope mother and daughter are doing fabulous, but let’s talk about this kid’s name — Blue Ivy Carter.
Celebrities are getting more and more “unique” in naming their children these days. Sometimes (rarely?) they come up with something cute, but mostly the names are atrocious. Beyoncé’s baby, Blue Ivy, is definitely up there on the worst baby names list. However, there are some even worse. Let’s take a look.
At first I was going to make this a top 10 list, but celebrities are horrible at naming their babies — so it became a top 20…30…
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  • Bow-Ty – 50 Cent’s son
  • Pilot Inspektor – Jason Lee’s son
  • Indio Falconer – Robert Downey, Jr’s kid
  • Bamboo – Son of Big Boi from Outkast
  • Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q – Bono’s son
  • Reignbeau (don’t spell it Rainbow) – Ving Rhames’ daughter
  • Moxie CrimeFighter – Daughter of Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller
  • Audio Science – Son of actress Shannyn Sossamon
  • Bluebell Madonna – Geri Halliwell’s (Spice Girls) daughter
  • Messiah Ya’majesty – Son of rapper T.I.
  • Kyd – Tea Leoni and David Duchovny’s kid
  • Hud, Spec Wildhorse and Teddy Jo – Sons of John Cougar Mellencamp
  • Tu Morrow – Rob Morrow’s daughter
  • Zuma Nesta Rock – Gwen Stefani’s son
  • Kal-El – Nicholas Cage’s son
  • Princess Tiaamii – Jordan Price’s daughter
  • Jermajesty – Jermaine Jackson’s son
  • Sage Moonblood – Sylvester Stallone’s son
  • Camera – Arthur Ashe’s daughter
  • Diva Thin Muffin – Franka Zappa’s daughter (Destined for an eating disorder?)
  • Bronx Mowgli – Ashlee Simpson’s son
  • Bear Blu – Alicia Silverstone’s son
  • Buddy Bear, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey – Jamie Oliver’s kids
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I have to make a special mention of the Geldof girls:
  • Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof
  • Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof
  • Little Pixie Geldof
  • Fifi Trixibelle Geldof
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I’m not sure why Peaches got so many extra names, but it’s sure a mouthful.
What do you think is the worst baby name you’ve ever heard?
What do you think of Beyonce’s Blue Ivy?  Cute or just plain weird?  Leave a comment and let us know.

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